Chicken Boy True Facts
| Name | Chicken Boy, aka Chick Boyd, aka Mr Boy |
| Sex | Yes, please |
| Hatched | September 1 1969 (Virgo) |
| Hunka hunka | Burnin’ Fiberglass™ (trademark product of Dow-Corning) |
| Height | approx. 22 feet tall |
| Weight | Pretty darn heavy |
| Tragedy strikes | Chicken Boy Restaurant closes, Fall 1983 |
| Saved from certain destruction | May 4 1984 |
| How we did it | With the help of a cherry picker, a flat bed truck, a welder, and a couple of big dudes |
| Why did we do it? | Because we thought Chicken Boy was the Statue of Liberty of Los Angeles (nicknamed by Art Fein) |
| Current status | Under-utilized most excellent spokesmodel, mainly for the Chicken Boy Catalog for a Perfect World, but entertaining offers. Residing in LA LA, the town so nice they shoulda named it twice. |
| Future plans | Resurrection at a suitable high-profile location in LA LA, product endorsements, guest appearances, etc. |