Painstakingly redrawn from a T-shirt sold at the original store, we copied it exactly even though it incorrectly showed CB in long sleeves. Nonetheless, it is The Classic--the best-selling CB T, featuring one of his many mottos: Too Tall To Live Too Weird To Die. Some of his other mottos include: If you can’t lose it and you can’t hide it, decorate it!; When the going gets tough, the weird get weirder; and When you can’t decide on what to wear, wear it all! 100% cotton Beefy-Ts, with primary colors printing.

Sizes: Short-sleeves: Adult L and XL
Price: $15.00
Order item #101

Size: Short-sleeves: Adult XXL
Price: $18.00
Order item #522

Sizes: Short-sleeves: Infant (up to 1 yr), Childs 3T, 6-8, and 12-14
Price: $10.00
Order item #326

Sizes: Long-sleeves: Adult L and XL
Price: $19.50
Order item #102